|
netGazette for Bears |
||
|
the Business Bears' Gazette |
||
|
A Few Bear Statistics |
||
|
|
20% of bears worldwide are thought to have access to the Internet and 120% are expected to contribute £4billion in sales through 3-commerce in the year 2010, probably |
|
|
15% obtain access by breaking and entering into mobile homes in Yosemite National Park |
||
|
12% of bears who broke into a mobile home have also unpeeled a Toyota recently |
||
|
95.4% of teddy bears would like access to the next nust in case it contained something sticky, sweet and interesting |
||
|
33.3% of these would like to be awake at the time |
||
|
0.2% of teddy bears have reached BA level or a higher academic status, depending on the length of of their legs |
||
|
55% of all teddy bears have trouble with the mouse as it doesn't squeak properly when squashed |
||
|
45% have had trouble digesting the mouse |
||
|
37.2% of business only use the Internet for e-mail, they are not, and have never been, part of the fraternity who access illicit honey pictures.... |
||
|
11% of all bears who access the net consider that it the way forward, backward and especially towards those bits of the body that cannot be reached properly for a good scratch |
||
|
100% of teddy bear owners own a teddy bear |
||
|
|
||
|
|
||
